Being King of Gods has multiple perks. The other Gods ask me what my three favourite things are. Well, first is firing lightning bolts at unsuspecting innocents. Second is imprisoning my father. You know what the third one is? SLEEPING WITH MORTALS! I even took the form of a swan once. I’ve heard of animal magnetism, but that was ridiculous.
I also love ignoring the consequences of my actions. Yes, truly I am benevolent Olympian.